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pseudomeaningful:

Don’t Want to Be Friends (via fueledbyphotos)
This is called “going too far” or “being creepy” or “pulling a classic woman move.”
Look, let’s set a few things straight here: If you want to convince someone to love you (and maybe even to marry you), everyone knows you can’t be this insanely direct. You need to ease into it. Take, for instance, how I managed to eventually get my wife to marry me: Did I start by saying, “Hey, I’m crazy, let’s get married come on please!” No. I took her out to a nice dinner and got her drunk. We went back to my place and got it on. She got knocked up and BAM, a few months later we got married.
See what I’m getting at? You can convince someone to love and marry you without being a creep.

pseudomeaningful:

Don’t Want to Be Friends (via fueledbyphotos)

This is called “going too far” or “being creepy” or “pulling a classic woman move.”

Look, let’s set a few things straight here: If you want to convince someone to love you (and maybe even to marry you), everyone knows you can’t be this insanely direct. You need to ease into it. Take, for instance, how I managed to eventually get my wife to marry me: Did I start by saying, “Hey, I’m crazy, let’s get married come on please!” No. I took her out to a nice dinner and got her drunk. We went back to my place and got it on. She got knocked up and BAM, a few months later we got married.

See what I’m getting at? You can convince someone to love and marry you without being a creep.